roommates should come with a return receipt.

I wish I never let this one particular roommate move in. Let's call her "Miss. Ihaveabaseballbatrammedupmytightlyclenchedass," put succinctly. I KNEW she was going to behave like this when I was forced (due to extreme circumstances) to have her move in. She is the kind of person I would never be friends with let alone choose to live with. I want to ask her to move out, and I would except I don't want to deal with my incompetent autistic devil landlady. (I'm being very kind here). However, I am beyond seriously disliking this girl. I used to be indifferent with a glob of exasperation and annoyance added for good (or really bad) flavor, and now it has braised into a rotten hunk of dislike, impatience, with a side order of Ishouldhaveseenthisshitcoming-regret. This is a PMSing bitch that needs to remove her tampon because it is starting to decay inside of her (Gross, but accurate.) I have had bad roommates before. I have had dirty, disgusting, thieving, disrespectful, lying, accusing, refusing to pay rent, eatallofyourfood and useallofyourshit, roommates. Even with these past experiences, this girl still leaves you with a foul aftertaste, and the first taste is not that appetizing either. I used to like living with other people, but now I understand the lure of living alone. AND PEOPLE, this is one of reasons why I hate on certain ethnicity's!!! Just think, this one girl is my lone representation a specific ethnicity, and it is freaking ugly. So don't blame me, blame yourselves!!! Remember that you are representing! You are the ambassador for your culture, so don't fuck it up or forever, those unlucky people who are inopportune to live with you are going to hate all of your people!!! And every other nice person of your ethnicity they meet is just going to be an outlier, a fluke, a pig with wings, or the chipmunk that can dance.